Awkward airport moments

This is for one of my FB posts 2 years ago. Probably explains why I don’t fly much!

Awkward airport moment brought to you by stupidity and winter clothes. So, it’s hotter than hell out here. But I don’t wear shorts or tank tops. So, basically I look like I’ve been hanging out in a sweat lodge. We get to the security checkout and I literally look like one of those contestants in the Biggest Loser. My face is beat red. Sweat is just pouring off me. You would have thought I ran a marathon in 115 degree weather. But no ppl. I just rolled my suitcase in from the parking garage. So, I feel my blouse just sticking to me. But I’m not worried because I have this sleeveless sweater vest on. It’s camouflaging my sweat marks. Well, it was until the security lady made me take it off because it would slow down the process. I guess fringe is something all terrorist wear. So, there I am standing in the X-ray machine with my hands up showing everyone my sweaty armpits and back. Thank you TSA. That potential security threat of a fringed sleeveless vest was avoided. And another thing…Why is there no fracking ac at this place. We can’t board for another hour. So, I am feeling real bad for the other person that has to sit next to me on the plane.