Blast from the past…Teaching a puppy to walk. Owner 0 Puppy 1

Today, You get two blogs from me. But this I actually posted on fb 2 years ago. It’s when we first got Goliath. Sorry, the print is tiny and it’s done in one paragraph. But my IT person is at work. So, we will have to make due.

Hi! My name is Goliath. Today my silly owners thought they were going to take me on a walk. These 2 yahoos thought they were going to put a leash around my neck and expect me to just follow them like some trained monkey. Hey, I’m not the one with a fat ass. Why doesn’t the man put a leash on the woman and walk her instead. But oh no. I was the lucky winner. So, I. Played along. I went halfway down the driveway. Those 2 morons are whistling and clapping their hands and making smoochie sounds at me. Yelling my name. Geez, It was so embarrassing. I hope no one saw me. These two are definetly cramping my style. After awhile I got bored watching these 2 clowns. It’s not like I asked to go to the circus. So while they decided to continue their 2 man circus act. I decided to look for something to eat. I found some really yummy round things. Later I would find out those are called rocks. I only know that because the lady with the fat ass started freaking out. I swear her eyes started popping out of her head. She was telling me I couldn’t eat rock pebbles. Seriously lady? Do you hear me telling you what you can eat. So now I’m really annoyed. And these yahoos keep calling my name. Wanting me to walk next to them. Dude, I don’t even want to know you guys right now. Let alone be your walking buddy. Finally the old guy takes a hint and realizes this walk thing isn’t happeningng. So he picks me up and carries me to the end of the driveway. Where once again I’m expected to do what they want. Dad wanted to stage a photo of him struggling on walking me. Mom couldn’t see with the sun. Then, she couldnt find the right button. So, 20 pictures later we finally got this one. I hope they don’t expect me to do this every morning. If so I want a disguise. My parents are mental. I need a nap. Training humans is exhausting!